i'm in a bicycle racing group.
my coach, me, my bro and another boy
were going to see a race.
on the night before the race
i was smsing/texting
with the boy about the race.
here is what we smsed:
( in this blog the boy's name is Mr.Baboon )
me : hi, what should i wear tomorow?
Mr.Baboon : anything. but not clothes to go shopping
me : are you going to wear jeans ?
Mr.Baboon : nope. im going to wear boxers. yes i am going to wear jeans !
me : yea ! i think you should wear boxers ! well i wear jeans to go shopping !
( he didn't reply )
So after that i went to my computer
and
turned on my blog
yay !
i was reading my friends blog
then suddently my phone rang
it was Mr.Baboon's number.
it was his girlfriend !
here is what she said:
( her name in this blog is Ms.Gorilla )
me : hello ?
Ms.Gorilla : hello. who is this ?
me : who are you ?
Ms.Gorilla : i asked first !
me : your the one who called !
Ms.Gorilla : grrrr !
me : okay ! okay ! i'm marsya.
Ms.Gorilla : what is your relationship with Mr.Baboon ?
me : we are friends !
Ms.Gorilla : liar ! who are you to talk about boxers with him ?
me : wtf ! it is up to me if i want to talk about boxers with your Mr.Baboon
Ms.Gorilla : no you can't !
me : why are you so paranoid !? is Mr.Baboon a playboy ? why dont you trust him ?
what kind of girfriend are you ?
Ms.Gorilla : ...
me : me and Mr.Baboon are just buddies ! dont believe me !?
go ask Mr.Baboon ! we play football together !
( i'm a tomboy )
Ms.Gorilla : okay bye..
me : wait ! do not anoy me again ! good-bye f**ker !
meaning :
( paranoid = stress/gila )
( anoy = kacau )
proud marsya out !
